TO DO LIST!!!! YEAH CAT GO NA D DO STTUFF dnt laze around pLS

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(Teenager sits on the floor with a computer in front of her. Her eyes are deranged and her expression strangely absent of any particular emotion. She turns to the audience.)

TEENAGER: (whispering) There is… No… Pizza?

Narrator: The teenager is right, of course. There has never been any pizza. It is a concept she made up to justify her own life because the truth was too terrible. Pizza is not real and she will never believe in it again. Her life will become miserable because of this fact, as her own intelligence was her downfall. We pity her.

Jaime’s chapters in ASOS more like “how to make every single thing even a conversation regarding breadcrumbs about cersei 101”

the bottle’s over oh

protip: lip sycning while home alone is 119=% funnier with vodka

i’m going to bed

i wrote this earlier and it’s still relevant to this day

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adamsslevine:

[22:07:52] celine: oh

[22:07:53] celine: k

[22:07:58] celine: good luck

[22:08:05] celine: do your best

[22:08:16] celine: doesn’t matter how slow you go as long as you don’t stop

[22:08:29] Cat: DONT CONFUCIUS ME ILL FUCK YOU UP STOP

I’M TAKING OFF MY BRACES

BEFORE PICTURES ENCLOSED PROTECT YOURSELVES

benjaminwhishaw:

benjaminwhishaw:

oh and today i rescued a 3 weeks old cat and we’re naming her Arya because we can’t tell 100% if she’s a boy or a girl

OH MY GOD REMEMBER THIS

PLOT TWIST: IT’S A BOY

I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER THAN THE SECOND I DISCOVERED THAT PUBERTY HAS BEEN GOOD ON JEAN-BAPTISTE MAUNIER

sigh i’ve let go of some urls

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